dumb and a little numb.

Why are you so slow dashboard? Why? Why? Why?

joepending:

LONG ISLAND, This show is going to be a celebration of everything that’s happened this year! WE’RE GONNA GET BONKERS!!!!! 4pm-9:45pm!!!#somuchawesome

It’s kind of really unfair that I don’t live in New York.

joepending:

LONG ISLAND, This show is going to be a celebration of everything that’s happened this year! WE’RE GONNA GET BONKERS!!!!! 4pm-9:45pm!!!
#somuchawesome

It’s kind of really unfair that I don’t live in New York.

buzzfeed:

[President Obama Writes Fifth-Grader An Awesome Absence Note]


I would have written Tyler a detention slip for being such a little show off!

buzzfeed:

[President Obama Writes Fifth-Grader An Awesome Absence Note]

I would have written Tyler a detention slip for being such a little show off!

New Girl at Work: oh my gosh! you can have cool hair when you work here?
Me:
New Girl at Work: Oh my gosh! I want to put purple on my hair!
Me:
New Girl at Work: Purple is the coolest hair color to have on your hair!
Me:
New Girl at Work: But it wouldn't match much so I would have to wear stuff that matches my hair.
Me: Matching is for suckers.
New Girl at Work: